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Dinner Is Served Tee – Chainsaw Killer Shirt
Dinner Is Served Tee – Chainsaw Killer Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
This tee is built for anyone who knows the scariest thing in the backwoods isn't the dark — it's the sound of a two-stroke engine coughing to life. The front features a hulking figure in a stitched-together skin mask and a blood-smeared butcher's apron, hoisting a battered chainsaw, rendered in gritty high-detail. Beneath him a polite little promise — 'dinner is served' — that means something very wrong for whoever's on the menu.
Designed for horror die-hards who instantly recognize which cannibal-family, chainsaw-swinging backwoods butcher kicked off the whole slasher genre, collectors of vintage 70s horror movie art, and anyone who prefers a grisly, high-detail villain portrait over a cheap gore print. It slots straight into wardrobes built around slasher-movie horror, backwoods and rural-horror lore, grindhouse aesthetics, and Halloween fits that stay grim long after October.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, the shirt delivers a premium feel, a worn-in look, and a relaxed fit made for everyday wear. Ideal for horror-movie obsessives, Halloween devotees, and anyone who knows to never accept a dinner invitation out in the country.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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