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Census Taker Tee – Caged Killer Shirt
Census Taker Tee – Caged Killer Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
Behind a leather restraint mask and the collar of a pale straitjacket, a pair of ice-cold eyes fixes you with unblinking calm, the infamous line curling beneath: a census taker once tried to test me. Rendered in muted, washed tones, this caged predator reads like merchandise pulled straight from an early-90s psychological-horror masterpiece.
Designed for thriller devotees, psychological-horror collectors and anyone who lives for spooky season, it fits naturally into wardrobes built around vintage horror graphics, halloween staples and true-crime-adjacent aesthetics. Dress it up with dark tailored trousers and boots for an elevated-eerie look, or keep it low-key under a charcoal overshirt.
The design is printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee: 6.1 oz of garment-dyed, ring-spun cotton engineered to age gracefully. A substantial heavyweight drape, double-needle stitching throughout and a soft, faded-from-day-one wash make it as comfortable as it is unsettling.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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