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Crowbar Tee – Sci-Fi Shooter Shirt
Crowbar Tee – Sci-Fi Shooter Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
This tee is built for anyone who believes most problems can be solved with the right physics and a very reliable crowbar. The front features a bearded scientist in an orange-and-grey hazard suit striding forward, crowbar in hand, backed by a bold orange slash, a lambda-in-a-circle mark, and a stark stencilled surname down the side. It reads like propaganda for a resistance that runs on brains and blunt force.
Designed for sci-fi FPS die-hards who instantly recognize which silent, spectacle-wearing physicist punched a hole in gaming history, fans of dystopian shooter lore, and anyone who prefers a moody hero portrait over an obvious logo print. It slots straight into wardrobes built around sci-fi shooters, dystopian-resistance aesthetics, retro PC-gaming nostalgia, and everyday geek streetwear.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, the shirt delivers a premium feel, a worn-in look, and a relaxed fit made for everyday wear. Ideal for FPS obsessives, physics-defying speedrunners, and anyone still waiting on the next chapter.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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