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It's All Good Tee – Shady Lawyer Shirt
It's All Good Tee – Shady Lawyer Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
This tee is built for anyone who believes everyone deserves a defense — especially the people who really, really don't. The front is a mock retro attorney ad starring a slick, fast-talking lawyer in a pinstripe suit and gold shirt, hands folded on his desk with a grin that says he's already found a loophole. Bold vintage lettering, a 1-800-style phone number, and the reassuring promise "It's All Good, Man" complete the world's least trustworthy business card.
Designed for crime-drama fans who instantly recognize which silver-tongued Albuquerque defense attorney turned bending the law into an art form, collectors of retro TV and legal-comedy art, and anyone who prefers a knowing inside joke over a plain character print. It slots straight into wardrobes built around crime-drama fandom, courtroom-comedy nostalgia, retro-ad aesthetics, and everyday graphic streetwear.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, the shirt delivers a premium feel, a worn-in look, and a relaxed fit made for everyday wear. Ideal for TV-drama obsessives, law-school jokers, and anyone who'd rather make a deal than go to trial.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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