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The Cleaner Tee – Neo-Noir Hitman Shirt
The Cleaner Tee – Neo-Noir Hitman Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
A weathered hitman in a knit cap and little round shades stands watch behind the young girl he's sworn to protect, a single potted plant beside them and the fire escapes of 1994 New York rising in the haze. Rendered in gritty, washed monochrome with 'THE PROFESSIONAL' set over a towering title, it reads like merchandise pulled straight from a beloved neo-noir crime drama.
Designed for film buffs, neo-noir devotees and anyone who loves a morally-grey antihero, it fits naturally into wardrobes built around vintage movie graphics, 90s cinema and moody streetwear. Layer it under a wool overcoat with black denim for a clean city look, or wear it solo with a beanie the way the poster intends.
It's printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee — 6.1 oz of ring-spun, garment-dyed cotton with a quiet, worn-in elegance that suits the noir mood. The relaxed unisex fit skims rather than clings, double-needle stitching holds its shape, and the pigment wash keeps deepening every time it goes through the laundry.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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