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Getaway Driver Tee – Neo-Noir LA Night Shirt
Getaway Driver Tee – Neo-Noir LA Night Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
He gives you five minutes. Anything happens in that five minutes and he is yours, no matter what. The main panel shows a quiet stunt man behind the wheel at night, toothpick in his mouth, leather driving gloves on the steering wheel, streetlights smearing across the windscreen in cold blue. Below it, four smaller frames tell the rest of the story: a soft moment with the girl next door, a satin jacket walking down a lit corridor, the downtown skyline after midnight, and a violent turn in a lift. Above everything, the title is set in dusty-rose serif type with matching Japanese katakana underneath, with director and cast credits laid out below like a vintage cinema poster. It reads like merchandise for the coolest neo-noir of the 2010s, the one with the synth soundtrack you still drive to at night.
Designed for cinephiles, synthwave lovers, and anyone who has ever bought a satin jacket for the wrong reasons, this tee fits naturally into wardrobes built around neo-noir cinema, retro synth aesthetics, Los Angeles night drives, and minimalist movie poster graphics. Wear it with slim dark denim, white leather sneakers, and a bomber jacket, and keep a toothpick handy.
The print comes on a Comfort Colors 1717 in white or ivory, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly vintage tone rather than a stark bright white. It is cut from 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a broken-in feel, shaped in a relaxed and roomy unisex fit, and finished with double-needle stitching at the collar, sleeves, and hem.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
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Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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