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Mysterious Work Tee – Dystopian Office Shirt
Mysterious Work Tee – Dystopian Office Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
This tee is built for anyone who suspects their office might be hiding something behind the elevator doors. The front is an eerie corporate scene: three retro office drones frozen at pale cubicle desks under a vintage globe logo, glowing boxy monitors and green dividers all around, with the calmly ominous company motto stamped beneath — "the work is mysterious and important." It's the most unsettling employee-of-the-month poster you'll ever wear.
Designed for fans of dystopian workplace thrillers who instantly recognize which mysterious biotech company severs its employees' work and home memories, collectors of retro-corporate and sci-fi TV art, and anyone who prefers an eerie inside joke over a plain character print. It slots straight into wardrobes built around dystopian sci-fi, creepy-corporate aesthetics, office-drone humor, and everyday graphic streetwear.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, the shirt delivers a premium feel, a worn-in look, and a relaxed fit made for everyday wear. Ideal for prestige-TV obsessives, cubicle survivors, and anyone who finds the work mysterious and important.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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