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You Are Dead Tee – Survival Horror Shirt
You Are Dead Tee – Survival Horror Shirt
About This Tee
About This Tee
This tee is built for anyone who has jumped out of their chair when a chainsaw revved right behind them. The front is a grainy, cinematic horror scene: a lone agent aiming a pistol point-blank at a burlap-hooded, chainsaw-wielding villager outside a decrepit rural church, stamped with a blood-red 'You Are Dead' and a spade-marked wordmark. It's the exact moment before everything goes very wrong.
Designed for survival-horror die-hards who instantly recognize which village-set masterpiece perfected the over-the-shoulder scare, fans of horror gaming and creepy-village lore, and anyone who prefers a tense cinematic still over an obvious logo tee. It slots straight into wardrobes built around survival-horror gaming, horror-game nostalgia, creepy-rural aesthetics, and everyday graphic streetwear.
Printed on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, the shirt delivers a premium feel, a worn-in look, and a relaxed fit made for everyday wear. Ideal for horror-gaming obsessives, speedrun survivors, and anyone who still won't turn their back on a chainsaw.
Our Shirts
Our Shirts
- Comfort Colors® blank
- Relaxed fit
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed • Medium weight (206.8 g/m²)
- Oversized look: size up 1–2
- Made, packaged & shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Wash & dry inside out to preserve fabric and print
- Use low temperatures and mild detergents
- Avoid excessive spinning to reduce wear
- Air dry when possible (avoid heavy items in dryer)
- Iron inside out on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $150
- Orders ship within 3–5 business days
- Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipping
Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary by product.
Returns
- 21-day return window from purchase date
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a full refund
- Items must be unused and returned in original condition
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